User stories help focus an agile team's attention on users' needs. If you're lacking inspiration, just use these. Refresh the page for more.
As a junior administrative assistant, I want to grow underarm hair so I can teach military personnel to pretend to be a legal assistant. As an undeserving attorney with one orange thigh, I need to comprehend myself so I can make billions. As a dental hygenist with distressingly thin hands, I want to grow buttocks so I can be beautiful.