User stories help focus an agile team's attention on users' needs. If you're lacking inspiration, just use these. Refresh the page for more.
As a sassy trampolinist, I seek to explore coding so I can make profits from opera singers. As a powerful police officer with one saffron petunia, I want to study micro explosions so I can grow skinnier. As a canine, I seek to grow knees so I can be effeminate.