User stories help focus an agile team's attention on users' needs. If you're lacking inspiration, just use these. Refresh the page for more.
As an anthropological trampolinist, I want to comprehend talented doctors so I can teach slackers to behave as if I were beautiful. As a creative administrative assistant, I want to grow lungs so I can grow wider. As an optimistic trampolinist, I am trying to grow fingers so I can make billions.